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Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Placement Despo @ IITB - through the eyes of a Department Placement Coordinator


coal india is hiring via gate
August 26th, 4:14pm
Avanti mtech keliye khula hai , pandey geat up
gear
August 29th, 5:37pm
Sonali Gupta

@vikas plz spread the news among gp juniors to apply for the post of internship coordinator in placement cell... the deadline is extended till sunday afternoon..
Sonali Gupta

do they have any group on fb ??
August 29th, 6:39pm
haai to
August 29th, 9:50pm
Vikash Chandra Pandey

i have already told them nd they have applied
September 2nd, 6:52pm
Anil Kumar

@vikash: thanx bhaai kal help ker diya...
anil bhaiyya
wish list update kardo
Anil Kumar

haan ker rha huin
Anil Kumar

wahi
Vikash Chandra Pandey

thoda jaldi kro anil bhaiya
Vikash Chandra Pandey

aap sust ho lg rhe ho aaj kl
Vikash Chandra Pandey


August 26th, 1:20pm
Anil Kumar

nai yaar, full power pe huin...
Anil Kumar

letter likhte hain kal gspc ke liye
Vikash Chandra Pandey

ooooooo
Vikash Chandra Pandey

to chaliye mohan sir k pas kl
Anil Kumar






me:  hi
earth Sc. can understand ur pain very well
 S:  hi
sorry what?
 me:  se u had mentioned about the low turnout in the grp
low turnout of companies & EXL backing out
 S:  are yeah
it is really bad
16 students are yet to be placed now
 me:  out of
 S:  28
 me:  1/31 beat that :P
 S:  ho jayega
sab thik ho jayega

 me:  i was abt to write the exact same 
okay
Vikash Chandra Pandey

achcha orissa me b koi govt. sector h kya??
Vikash Chandra Pandey

aandhra me b h
Anil Kumar

rungta mines
OMCL
Anil Kumar

andhra me nmdc
Vikash Chandra Pandey

in sbko b try mara jaye??
Anil Kumar

yes bhai yes
bhaiyya kuch karo , yaar . yahan sirf s/w & bank arahi hai
Vikash Chandra Pandey

kuchh nhi bahut kuchh kro
Anil Kumar

achcaa apne paas ion geophysical ka contact hai?
Vikash Chandra Pandey

ha aapke pas h
Vikash Chandra Pandey

sayantan bhaiya ne bola
Anil Kumar

haan
Anil Kumar

matlab s ke paas koi aur contact ni hai naa
Vikash Chandra Pandey

nhi
Anil Kumar

okay
Vikash Chandra Pandey

ek kaam krte h phle
Vikash Chandra Pandey

apni relevant companies ko s se call krwate h
Anil Kumar

abhi tak pgs hi hai shayad apne dept ke liye
Vikash Chandra Pandey

ha
Anil Kumar

ok
Vikash Chandra Pandey

gspc, orissa pc or aandhra in sabko b contact karwaiye
lekin OMCL prissa state pcs se leti hai
orissa
Vikash Chandra Pandey

ye kya majak h
yes
bitter truth
Vikash Chandra Pandey

cil k liye tns k paas kb chalna h??
bharat sarkar ka upkram
le to rahihai GATE se
Vikash Chandra Pandey

nikale tb to
Vikash Chandra Pandey

23 hi hai GEN keliye uchlo at zada
uchlo mat zada
Vikash Chandra Pandey

mtlb??
Vikash Chandra Pandey

23 ???
23 seat hi hai
LOL
Vikash Chandra Pandey

gate me??
CIL ke liye
lagbhag itni hi ONGC keliye bhi
any pichdon ke liye 9 , dallon k apata nahi
Anil Kumar

haha, abe nikal jaayega
Anil Kumar

Anil Kumar

abhi 1st phase wali companies shortlist karte hai
Anil Kumar

jinko target kerna hai
Anil Kumar

wahi dekh rha tha
Anil Kumar
apne list mein




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शांत बैठ कर आज्ञा चक्र पर तिलक कर के बंद आँखों से उधर देखते हुए " ॐ श्रीं नमः" "ॐ ह्रीं नमः" जपें और बैठ कर १५ मिनट पूज्य बापूजी की तस्वीर को एकटक देखें .....ध्यान करें ।
फिर आँखों की पलकें बंद करके आज्ञा चक्र पर ध्यान केन्द्रित करो और शुभ संकल्प करो ।और ओमकार का ध्यान करते हुए ..शांत बैठें मनोरथ सिद्ध होंगे बाहर का कोई सहारा लेने की कोई जरुरत नहीं ।
- श्री सुरेशानंदजी ( वड़ोदरा, 9/11/2011 )
।। हरी ॐ ।।

Talked to one of friend and says tu kaha par hai ? Mumbai mai? I said haan yaar! He replies arey mai toh malad mai hu Morgan Stanley mai!!

Reaction @ ur heart suddenly sinks and questions ur existence

HahahHhHa
FML

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

morgan stanley
fml=fuck my life

revenue wise Schlumberger has 45.07 billion dollar compared to morgan 36.84 billion

so dont worry

the game is one

on
LOL
bc ask hi package

haha

package will be 30 lakhs
you'll get 1/5 in CIL


hahaha

we are doomed
im blogog this oe

hahah u should
Sadma lag raha
oks

We were good friends and now he's in Morgan .this is like Chinese betraying India after chiniindo bhai bhai
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